Friday Flash Fiction: Dick and Jane

8 08 2008

This post has now moved. You can read the full story here: http://www.neilbeynon.com/fiction/dick-and-jane/

The British Fantasy Society recently sent me a copy of A Dick and Jane Primer For Adults. As the title suggests, the thread that links the stories together is that they all use the style of the American reading primers, Dick and Jane, but with stories designed for adults rather than children.

There were some really good stories in there and I wanted to have a go. The idea seemed custom built for flash.

By which I mean to convince you I haven’t gone mad by posting the story below…here goes:

Dick and Jane go to the woods
By Neil Beynon

See Dick run. See Jane run. See Dick run after Jane. See Jane cry. See Jane run and cry. See Dick chase Jane across the field.

Spot does not run. Spot does not understand. Spot watches them from the long grass. Spot sniffs. See Spot sniff. See Spot drop low in the grass. See Spot’s fur stand on end. Spot can smell something bad. There is someone else coming from the woods. See Spot bare his teeth.

See Dick and Jane run. See Dick run. See Dick’s face. See the past, gone forever and etched in eternity in young Dick’s mind:

See Dick crawling through the forest undergrowth. See Dick behind the tree. Hear the whispering. Hear the strange sounds. Hear the voice you recognise and the words you do not.

This post has now moved. You can read the full story here: http://www.neilbeynon.com/fiction/dick-and-jane/


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4 responses

8 08 2008
GLP

Creepy.

8 08 2008
Justin

*wide eyes*

Very</i creepy.

8 08 2008
Abbi

Yeah totally creepy *shudder*

7 09 2008
Rosenomads

Wow, i always figured that Jane would get it on with Dick, i never figured that Jane would get her cherry popped by by an older woman.

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